First time trying out Writing Prompt app for a little coaxing of the grey matter to produce. Here goes…
Speak of different persons, real or invented, as if they were different organs of the body.
Dear Tucker Carlson and Lindsey Graham. You are the nipples, on any mammal. In particular, any mammal that happens to be male. You serve no purpose and the only reason you’re even there is because you showed up before the gender reveal party. Go home, you’re not even fun to play with most of the time.